March 2012
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
mikexhulud:
One time in 4th grade, I brought my house phone to school and pretended it was a cell phone. I got called out, and to dispose of the evidence, I threw it out the window on the bus ride home. My parents still don’t know what happened to the cordless phone we had.
This is the best thing I have read all day.
Starting back on Iron pills tomorrow. I got in so much trouble with my doctor for not taking them regularly.
I’m just ready for all of these test results to be back….
I made a 65 in Biology. I barely made a D, meaning...
I wonder what percentage of our class actually passed….
February 2012
Meh, I don't like today.
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Talking to Jessica Clay on the phone always makes me feel better.
I love my best friend.
Movies for tonight
50/50
Captain America
Drive
Fracture
Boondock Saints
Fantastic Four
Fast Five
How to be a Serial Killer
Dude, 50/50 is such an awesome movie!
Watchmattxcyr:
swallowedseas:
setbabiesonfire:
…..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo that bitch put weight into that. That bitch got caked so fucking hard. Out.
Bitch got knocked the fuck out!
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If I get yelled at one more time this week then I’m looking for an appartment in Valdosta and going ahead and moving. This is shit.
